Go number 2! (Sponsored Post)

Each year, at least one of our kids has a #2 jersey. By request. Because shouting “Go number 2!” when your kid gets up to bat? It’s just never not funny.

It’s also a surefire way to get them to smile and relax before stepping up to the plate, taking a serve, to going in for a shot. If they want to talk butts and farts and poop, I’m going to use it to my advantage.

So don’t tell our kids to say cheese when you want a good picture. Just whisper fart in their ear, and they’re all smiles. I can thank my nephew for that cool trick.

Go ahead — try it and remove the cheesy grins from your camera forever. You’re welcome.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, we need to make a potty stop before the next sportsball practice. Number 2 has to go, but I leave you with one last bit of Cherry Healey hilarity.

This post is brought to you by the Cottonelle Fresh Care Flushable Cleansing Cloths. As a Let’s Talk Bums paid ambassador, I’ll be bringing my potty mouth out of the bathroom to bring awareness to this very serious issue. #LetsTalkBums

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Heather Sokol is the married mother of many amazing, active children through birth, adoption, and foster care. They have created in her a Sports Mom, Scout Mom, Band Mom, Dance Mom, Allergy Mom & avid coupon clipper. Is that miscellaneous enough for you? She shares her deals & tips at Inexpensively.com and reports progress on learning to be a grownup at JustHeather.com. justheather tagged this post with: , , , Read 94 articles by
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